World’s Genetically-Superior Being Pregnant with Twins!
Thirty-five years ago, the world rejoiced at the birth of the first Genetically-Superior Being (affectionately referred to as GS-Bey), a child with a perfectly crafted genetic code who has since become a strong leader in our chaotic world. Beyonce has been a beacon of hope through the dark events of the past, and we are excited to congratulate her on her pregnancy with twins.
Thanks to recent advances in genetic technology, the human race is one step closer to perfection. We at GASP know that only through scientific enhancements will humanity be ready to face all future threats to safety and security. These twins will be at the forefront of a new wave of advanced human beings, ushering in the next stage of evolution.
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